{"product_id":"robinson-patsy-standard-issue-hoodie","title":"ROBINSON PATSY — Standard Issue Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eDisassemble, reassemble without sighting. Disassemble, reassemble in the woods. Leave it there as evidence. Confess to lover. Get turned in by dad. Deny everything — as one does. Another decade, another decoy.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Conspiracy Emporium","offers":[{"title":"Black Ops \/ S","offer_id":43979129389190,"sku":"22734282080235270009","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Ops \/ M","offer_id":43979129421958,"sku":"75789349672115693582","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Ops \/ L","offer_id":43979129454726,"sku":"93848566603388179931","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Ops \/ XL","offer_id":43979129487494,"sku":"25395847473317499699","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Ops \/ 2XL","offer_id":43979129520262,"sku":"25789908414284491519","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Ops \/ 3XL","offer_id":43979129553030,"sku":"55043310922715152482","price":53.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Ops \/ 4XL","offer_id":43979129585798,"sku":"15157618149667831466","price":54.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Ops \/ 5XL","offer_id":43979129618566,"sku":"60589989337529727336","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Antarctica \/ S","offer_id":43979129651334,"sku":"77647020098437848172","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Antarctica \/ M","offer_id":43979129684102,"sku":"23329475908051242250","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Antarctica \/ L","offer_id":43979129716870,"sku":"32891657975234350910","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Antarctica \/ XL","offer_id":43979129749638,"sku":"29208242737234348706","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Antarctica \/ 2XL","offer_id":43979129782406,"sku":"49421974004827589295","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Antarctica \/ 3XL","offer_id":43998489739398,"sku":"11566288304347671458","price":53.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Antarctica \/ 4XL","offer_id":43998489772166,"sku":"11820175551232629347","price":54.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Antarctica \/ 5XL","offer_id":43998489804934,"sku":"44370249131562438837","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Greys \/ S","offer_id":43979129815174,"sku":"30325357147716451997","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Greys \/ M","offer_id":43998489837702,"sku":"64645886889077970032","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Greys \/ L","offer_id":43979129847942,"sku":"50070577887855345185","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Greys \/ XL","offer_id":43979129880710,"sku":"10583911193802354436","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Greys \/ 2XL","offer_id":43979129913478,"sku":"13443150851667926027","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Greys \/ 3XL","offer_id":43979129946246,"sku":"54067795266855566302","price":53.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Greys \/ 4XL","offer_id":43979129979014,"sku":"15169948163854726365","price":54.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Greys \/ 5XL","offer_id":43979130011782,"sku":"24013437951595430131","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Shadow \/ S","offer_id":43979130044550,"sku":"13221579465499159133","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Shadow \/ M","offer_id":43979130077318,"sku":"30893651084413333109","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Shadow \/ L","offer_id":43979130110086,"sku":"25926988287967135632","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Shadow \/ XL","offer_id":43979130142854,"sku":"33127704148627084627","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Shadow \/ 2XL","offer_id":43979130175622,"sku":"23391938580959437406","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Shadow \/ 3XL","offer_id":43998489870470,"sku":"21252803711824520212","price":53.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Shadow \/ 4XL","offer_id":43998489903238,"sku":"26691991052999705514","price":54.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Shadow \/ 5XL","offer_id":43998489936006,"sku":"24306288362320778373","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Skull \u0026 Bone \/ S","offer_id":43979130208390,"sku":"32607345819773839678","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Skull \u0026 Bone \/ M","offer_id":43979130241158,"sku":"30656359536784345683","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Skull \u0026 Bone \/ L","offer_id":43979130273926,"sku":"63571384106463521153","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Skull \u0026 Bone \/ XL","offer_id":43979130306694,"sku":"23723635465167677127","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Skull \u0026 Bone \/ 2XL","offer_id":43979130339462,"sku":"30668754078697698785","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Skull \u0026 Bone \/ 3XL","offer_id":43979130372230,"sku":"14191684872507788406","price":53.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Skull \u0026 Bone \/ 4XL","offer_id":43998489968774,"sku":"80361873900775072333","price":54.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Skull \u0026 Bone \/ 5XL","offer_id":43998490001542,"sku":"24618965665304373758","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rothschild \/ S","offer_id":43979130404998,"sku":"87243778300926905879","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rothschild \/ M","offer_id":43979130437766,"sku":"19285560001627410329","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rothschild \/ L","offer_id":43979130470534,"sku":"22989598810385006117","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rothschild \/ XL","offer_id":43979130503302,"sku":"18239872747084010112","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rothschild \/ 2XL","offer_id":43979130536070,"sku":"10292785283942115345","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rothschild \/ 3XL","offer_id":43998490034310,"sku":"26641833949015301503","price":53.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rothschild \/ 4XL","offer_id":43998490067078,"sku":"24595387995856938695","price":54.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rothschild \/ 5XL","offer_id":43998490099846,"sku":"18419871790757864887","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MKUltramarine \/ S","offer_id":43979130568838,"sku":"54216780629028932214","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MKUltramarine \/ M","offer_id":43979130601606,"sku":"27914299879740593679","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MKUltramarine \/ L","offer_id":43979130634374,"sku":"71107169325078484970","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MKUltramarine \/ XL","offer_id":43979130667142,"sku":"56751813421185440846","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MKUltramarine \/ 2XL","offer_id":43979130699910,"sku":"23412695199787346773","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MKUltramarine \/ 3XL","offer_id":43979130732678,"sku":"19254773009549341494","price":53.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MKUltramarine \/ 4XL","offer_id":43998490132614,"sku":"35844021889981827422","price":54.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MKUltramarine \/ 5XL","offer_id":43998490165382,"sku":"20135029584788547329","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Nimitz \/ S","offer_id":43979130765446,"sku":"84522665368829894987","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Nimitz \/ M","offer_id":43979130798214,"sku":"22890876295913522024","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Nimitz \/ L","offer_id":43979130830982,"sku":"11695471133460040212","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Nimitz \/ XL","offer_id":43979130863750,"sku":"14463087073800444376","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Nimitz \/ 2XL","offer_id":43979130896518,"sku":"76240469696051310129","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Nimitz \/ 3XL","offer_id":43979130929286,"sku":"30997683344315075692","price":53.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Nimitz \/ 4XL","offer_id":43979130962054,"sku":"28589970022952715476","price":54.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Nimitz \/ 5XL","offer_id":43979130994822,"sku":"80495843205436335242","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0612\/1855\/3990\/files\/1157585716866663348_2048.jpg?v=1778568146","url":"https:\/\/conspiracyemporium.com\/products\/robinson-patsy-standard-issue-hoodie","provider":"Conspiracy Emporium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}