Eyes Wide Open — Pure Cotton Tee

The crew of Apollo 11 prepares to take one giant leap for mankind — not on the Moon, but on a Hollywood soundstage. Produced by the CIA and directed by one of the most iconic filmmakers of all time, this perfectly staged moon landing would leave nothing to chance. FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

Product features
- Garment-dyed to be as soft and colorful as nebulae.
- No side seams, like advanced off-world engineering.
- Built to survive repeated wear, machine washes, and machine wars.
- Made from 100% US cotton. Ethically sourced, or so we say.
- Double needle stitching where it matters. Can't be leaving any loose threads...