Fingerprints of the Gods — Pure Cotton Tee

Researchers believe the fingerprints found on the tridactyl mummies in Peru may be the first non-human prints ever recorded. Evidence of a new species, or perhaps one older than we could possibly imagine. FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

Product features
- Garment-dyed to be as soft and colorful as nebulae.
- No side seams, like advanced off-world engineering.
- Built to survive repeated wear, machine washes, and machine wars.
- Made from 100% US cotton. Ethically sourced, or so we say.
- Double needle stitching where it matters. Can't be leaving any loose threads...