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HAARP Forecast — Field Protocol Hoodie

HAARP Forecast — Field Protocol Hoodie

$50.00 USD
$50.00 USD
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Precision weather with plausible deniability. While they intentionally heat up the ionosphere, they tell you to eat bugs to stop global warming. Tell them you’re not buying it — by buying this hoodie. FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

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Product features
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband to keep your heat signature constant. 
- Adjustable drawstring hood — tighten up when the CCTV clocks you.
- Double needle stitching throughout. Can't be leaving any loose threads...
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester — hybrid by design, just like you.
- Moisture-wicking fabric keeps you dry, even under questioning.

Legal Notice

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 12500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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