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HAARP Forecast — Snapback

HAARP Forecast — Snapback

Regular price $35.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $35.00 USD
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Precision weather with plausible deniability. While they intentionally heat up the ionosphere, they tell you to eat bugs to stop global warming. Tell them you’re not buying their cap— by buying this cap. FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

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Product features
- Soft, comfortable, and made from 100% recycled nylon. Previous use: REDACTED.
- Mid-profile, unstructured snapback — collapses neatly into a go-bag.
- Quick-dry fabric for maritime missions, sweat, storms, or rinsing off the evidence.

Legal Notice

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: AS Colour 1114, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from China

Care instructions: Wipe clean with a damp cloth.

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