HAARP Forecast — Pure Cotton Tee

Precision weather with plausible deniability. While they intentionally heat up the ionosphere, they tell you to eat bugs to stop global warming. Tell them you’re not buying it — by buying this tee. FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

Product features
- Garment-dyed to be as soft and colorful as nebulae.
- No side seams, like advanced off-world engineering.
- Built to survive repeated wear, machine washes, and machine wars.
- Made from 100% US cotton. Ethically sourced, or so we say.
- Double needle stitching where it matters. Can't be leaving any loose threads...