Inner Workings — Pure Cotton Tee

The Moon was never just a rock. Peel back the surface and you’ll find circuitry, not stone — an engineered shell watching from orbit. Some say it was placed. Others say it arrived. Ancient texts speak of a time before the Moon. A hollow satellite. A coalescent anomaly. Call it what you want. Just don’t call it natural. FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

Product features
- Garment-dyed to be as soft and colorful as nebulae.
- No side seams, like advanced off-world engineering.
- Built to survive repeated wear, machine washes, and machine wars.
- Made from 100% US cotton. Ethically sourced, or so we say.
- Double needle stitching where it matters. Can't be leaving any loose threads...