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Palanfear — Pure Cotton Tee

Palanfear — Pure Cotton Tee

Regular price $30.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $30.00 USD
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The all-seeing eye in silicon form. A single node of "intelligence", siphoning your data into a black box that you'll never see inside of, and they'll never take their eyes off. Centralized AI is efficient for only one thing — keeping the few in control of the many. Tolkien is rolling over in his grave, and you'll be joining him shortly. FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

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- Garment-dyed to be as soft and colorful as nebulae. 
- No side seams, like advanced off-world engineering.
- Built to survive repeated wear, machine washes, and machine wars.
- Made from 100% US cotton. Ethically sourced, or so we say.
- Double needle stitching where it matters. Can't be leaving any loose threads...

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