Conspiracy Emporium
Palanfear — Pure Cotton Tee
Palanfear — Pure Cotton Tee
The all-seeing eye in silicon form. A single node of "intelligence", siphoning your data into a black box that you'll never see inside of, and they'll never take their eyes off. Centralized AI is efficient for only one thing — keeping the few in control of the many. Tolkien is rolling over in his grave, and you'll be joining him shortly. FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.
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Product features
- Garment-dyed to be as soft and colorful as nebulae.
- No side seams, like advanced off-world engineering.
- Built to survive repeated wear, machine washes, and machine wars.
- Made from 100% US cotton. Ethically sourced, or so we say.
- Double needle stitching where it matters. Can't be leaving any loose threads...
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