Disassemble, reassemble without sighting, disassemble, reassemble in the woods, leave it there as evidence, confess to lover, get turned in by dad, deny everything - as one does. Another decade, another decoy.FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.
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Product features
- Garment-dyed to be as soft and colorful as nebulae.
- No side seams, like advanced off-world engineering.
- Built to survive repeated wear, machine washes, and machine wars.
- Made from 100% US cotton. Ethically sourced, or so we say.
- Double needle stitching where it matters. Can't be leaving any loose threads...
