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Patsy — Snapback

Patsy — Snapback

$35.00 USD
$35.00 USD
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“Did you shoot the President?” someone shouted. Lee Harvey Oswald turned, defiant: “No sir, I didn’t shoot anybody. I’m just a patsy!” His public denial was cut short by the crack of Jack Ruby’s revolver — one less voice in the story no one’s allowed to get straight about JFK's assassination. FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

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Product features
- Soft, comfortable, and made from 100% recycled nylon. Previous use: REDACTED.
- Mid-profile, unstructured snapback — collapses neatly into a go-bag.
- Quick-dry fabric for maritime missions, sweat, storms, or rinsing off the evidence.

Legal Notice

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: AS Colour 1114, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from China

Care instructions: Wipe clean with a damp cloth.

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