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Patsy — Pure Cotton Tee
Patsy — Pure Cotton Tee
“Did you shoot the President?” someone shouted. Lee Harvey Oswald turned, defiant: “No sir, I didn’t shoot anybody. I’m just a patsy!” His public denial was cut short by the crack of Jack Ruby’s revolver — one less voice in the story no one’s allowed to get straight about JFK's assassination. FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.
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Product features
- Garment-dyed to be as soft and colorful as nebulae.
- No side seams, like advanced off-world engineering.
- Built to survive repeated wear, machine washes, and machine wars.
- Made from 100% US cotton. Ethically sourced, or so we say.
- Double needle stitching where it matters. Can't be leaving any loose threads...
Legal Notice
Legal Notice
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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