The Real Guest List — Pure Cotton Tee

Every year, the world’s most powerful elites meet in secret behind closed doors to discuss their global agenda. No cameras. No press. No minutes. This shirt lists only 100% verified Bilderberg attendees — no puppets, just puppeteers. It's a big club, and you ain't in it. FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

Product features
- Garment-dyed to be as soft and colorful as nebulae.
- No side seams, like advanced off-world engineering.
- Built to survive repeated wear, machine washes, and machine wars.
- Made from 100% US cotton. Ethically sourced, or so we say.
- Double needle stitching where it matters. Can't be leaving any loose threads...