The Real MIB — Pure Cotton Tee – Conspiracy Emporium

Men in Black captured on hotel security footage. Two pale figures in fedoras entered the Sheraton Fallsview asking for Sovar. No smiles. No blinking. Just a sense of dread that enveloped the room. Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones made it look fun. We assure you — it’s anything but. FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

Product features
- Garment-dyed to be as soft and colorful as nebulae.
- No side seams, like advanced off-world engineering.
- Built to survive repeated wear, machine washes, and machine wars.
- Made from 100% US cotton. Ethically sourced, or so we say.
- Double needle stitching where it matters. Can't be leaving any loose threads...