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Urban Moving Systems — Field Protocol Hoodie
Urban Moving Systems — Field Protocol Hoodie
On September 10th, 2001 an employee of Urban Moving Systems posed in front of the Twin Towers with a lighter held aloft. The next day, he and four of his colleagues posed at the same spot and filmed themselves dancing, laughing, and celebrating as the towers burned. 4 days later the owner of their company fled to his home country while the five employees were held, interrogated— and then repatriated to join their boss, with FBI assistance. Urban Moving Systems disappeared as abruptly as its personnel. The questions remain unanswered. FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.
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Product features
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband to keep your heat signature constant.
- Adjustable drawstring hood — tighten up when the CCTV clocks you.
- Double needle stitching throughout. Can't be leaving any loose threads...
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester — hybrid by design, just like you.
- Moisture-wicking fabric keeps you dry, even under questioning.
Legal Notice
Legal Notice
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 12500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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