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Urban Moving Systems — Pure Cotton Tee
Urban Moving Systems — Pure Cotton Tee
On September 10th, 2001 an employee of Urban Moving Systems posed in front of the Twin Towers with a lighter held aloft. The next day, he and four of his colleagues posed at the same spot and filmed themselves dancing, laughing, and celebrating as the towers burned. 4 days later the owner of their company fled to his home country while the five employees were held, interrogated— and then repatriated to join their boss, with FBI assistance. Urban Moving Systems disappeared as abruptly as its personnel. The questions remain unanswered. FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.
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Product features
- Garment-dyed to be as soft and colorful as nebulae.
- No side seams, like advanced off-world engineering.
- Built to survive repeated wear, machine washes, and machine wars.
- Made from 100% US cotton. Ethically sourced, or so we say.
- Double needle stitching where it matters. Can't be leaving any loose threads...
Legal Notice
Legal Notice
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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