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What Happens at The Grove — Field Protocol Hoodie
What Happens at The Grove — Field Protocol Hoodie
A glittering tribute to Bohemian Grove — the world’s darkest playground, where might barbecues right, and the fire’s just cover for what’s really cooking. Neon lies. Redwood rites. Always bet on silence. FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.
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Product features
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband to keep your heat signature constant.
- Adjustable drawstring hood — tighten up when the CCTV clocks you.
- Double needle stitching throughout. Can't be leaving any loose threads...
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester — hybrid by design, just like you.
- Moisture-wicking fabric keeps you dry, even under questioning.
Legal Notice
Legal Notice
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 12500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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