About Us

Welcome to Conspiracy Emporium.

Who’s behind this? Me.

This site is 100% DIY — no team, no fancy web developers. Just me, cobbling this together piece by piece. It’s a work in progress.

Some theories I genuinely believe. Some I find endlessly entertaining. And some — well, some are just interesting thought experiments that I can’t get out of my head.

I started Conspiracy Emporium because I couldn’t find merch for the theories that fascinate me. So I made my own. This site isn’t here to convince you of anything. It isn’t here to argue or to preach. It’s here because the world’s weirder than it looks — and sometimes you want a shirt that says so.

My vision is to make Conspiracy Emporium a one-stop shop where you can find merch for every conspiracy theory you can think of.

The store is what I’ve managed to cobble together so far. I have loads more design ideas. But between the time it takes me to create each one, the fact that it’s a one-man operation, and the reality that new theories worth covering pop up almost daily, I realized that if I waited to finish the catalog, I’d never launch. The plan is to keep adding to it weekly.

Got a theory you think I should cover? Send it to rabbit@conspiracyemporium.com with the subject line: THEORY SUGGESTIONS.

Whether you’re a believer, a skeptic, or just someone who knows there’s always more beneath the surface — welcome to the Emporium.