About Us

Welcome to Conspiracy Emporium.

Conspiracy Emporium exists because the merch didn't. The theories were out there — UAP sightings, ancient civilisations that shouldn't exist, operations that were never supposed to come to light — but nobody was making apparel worth wearing about any of it. So we made our own.

Some of these theories we believe. Some are endlessly fascinating thought experiments. Some just make for a great shirt. The Emporium isn't here to convince you of anything — it's here because the world is weirder than it looks, and sometimes you want a shirt that says so.

My vision is to make Conspiracy Emporium a one-stop shop where you can find merch for every conspiracy theory you can think of.

The store is what I've managed to cobble together so far. I have loads more design ideas. But between the time it takes me to create each one, the fact that it's a one-man operation, and the reality that new theories worth covering pop up almost daily, I realized that if I waited to finish the catalog, I'd never launch. The plan is to keep adding to it weekly.

Got a theory you think I should cover? Send it to rabbit@conspiracyemporium.com with the subject line: "THEORY SUGGESTIONS".

Whether you're a believer, a skeptic, or just someone who knows there's always more beneath the surface — welcome to the Emporium.