FAQ

Q: Who runs Conspiracy Emporium?
A: Just one person — me. That’s all you need to know. (Or all I’m willing to say.)

Q: Do you believe in these conspiracy theories?
A: Some, yes. Some, no. Some are just fascinating thought experiments. The Emporium isn’t here to convince anyone — it’s here to celebrate the weird, the wild, and the unexplained.

Q: Where are you located?
A: Somewhere where the Wi-Fi is good, the food and air remain unadulterated, and the man can’t get to me.

Q: How often do you release new designs?
A: The plan is weekly drops — the catalog grows as fast as I can make it.

Q: Can I suggest a theory for you to cover?
A: Absolutely. Send your ideas to rabbit@conspiracyemporium.com with the subject line: THEORY SUGGESTIONS.

Q: Do you accept returns or exchanges?
A: If there’s an issue with your order (defect, damage, or wrong item), email me at rabbit@conspiracyemporium.com. I’ll make it right.

Q: Can I track my order?
A: Yes — you’ll get tracking info as soon as your order ships.

Q: How is the merch made?
A: I make all the designs myself, and they’re printed on demand — created for you when you place an order.

Q: Is this store a PSYOP?
A: No. But if it were, I’d still answer no, wouldn’t I?

Q: Is there a secret code on the site?
A: If you find it, email me at rabbit@conspiracyemporium.com with the subject line: FOUND CODE to claim your prize.