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HAARP FORECAST — Standard Issue Hoodie

HAARP FORECAST — Standard Issue Hoodie

Regular price $50.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $50.00 USD
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Manipulating the ionosphere one natural disaster at a time. Precision weather with plausible deniability. While they intentionally heat up the ionosphere, they tell you to eat bugs to stop global warming. Tell them you’re not buying it — by buying this hoodie.

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Product Details
  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester — 8 oz midweight fleece
  • Pouch pocket, double-lined hood, color-matched drawcord
  • Unisex cut, true to size
  • Direct-to-garment printed

Selecting Greys or Shadow? Those colorways are 60% polyester, 40% cotton.

Size Guide
Hoodie size chart — Gildan 18500
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