The Moon was never just a rock. Peel back the surface and you’ll find circuitry, not stone — an engineered shell watching from orbit. Some say it was placed. Others say it arrived. Ancient texts speak of a time before the Moon. A hollow satellite. A coalescent anomaly. Call it what you want. Just don’t call it natural.
2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care Instructions
Spot clean with mild, diluted detergent before submerging completely in water.
Soak for up to 15 minutes.
Rinse thoroughly in warm or cold water.
Gently pat dry with a towel, reshape, and leave to air dry.
