Conspiracy Emporium

Inner Workings — Vinyl Sticker

$3.00 USD

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The Moon was never just a rock. Peel back the surface and you’ll find circuitry, not stone — an engineered shell watching from orbit. Some say it was placed. Others say it arrived. Ancient texts speak of a time before the Moon. A hollow satellite. A coalescent anomaly. Call it what you want. Just don’t call it natural. FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

Size 3" x 4" 4" x 6" 6" x 8" 8" x 10"

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Product features
- Water, scratch, and UV resistant. Built for maximum exposure.
- Peels clean in a pinch. No residue, no evidence.
- Satin finish with sharp, saturated color for signal that cuts through.
- Holds firm on hard smooth surfaces, indoors or out for 3+ years, or until the men in black scrape it off.
- Multiple sizes — Deploy accordingly.