Conspiracy Emporium

Patsy — Vinyl Sticker

$3.00 USD

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“Did you shoot the President?” someone shouted. Lee Harvey Oswald turned, defiant: “No sir, I didn’t shoot anybody. I’m just a patsy!” His public denial was cut short by the crack of Jack Ruby’s revolver — one less voice in the story no one’s allowed to get straight about JFK's assassination. FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

Size 3" x 4" 4" x 6" 6" x 8" 8" x 10"

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Product features
- Water, scratch, and UV resistant. Built for maximum exposure.
- Peels clean in a pinch. No residue, no evidence.
- Satin finish with sharp, saturated color for signal that cuts through.
- Holds firm on hard smooth surfaces, indoors or out for 3+ years, or until the men in black scrape it off.
- Multiple sizes — Deploy accordingly.