Eat chick-fillet before killing for the rainbow. Lateral crawl. Disassemble, reassemble without sighting. Disassemble, reassemble in the woods. Leave it there as evidence. Turn bald in your car. Change clothes 3 times. Confess to lover. Eat dairy queen. Get "turned in by dad". Deny everything — as one does. Another decade, another decoy. Don't buy the Fed-Slop Buy this shirt instead.
