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Conspiracy Emporium

SOUL SUCKER — Standard Issue Tee

SOUL SUCKER — Standard Issue Tee

Regular price $30.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $30.00 USD
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They’re not just watching from the moon — they’re feeding on us from it. A shining beacon in the sky, calling out to reptilians and fellow interstellar travelers like a 24-hour pit stop, where the only thing on the menu is human souls. No substitutions. 

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Product Details
  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — 4.2 oz, breathable, built to last
  • Lightweight construction — layers clean, wears easy
  • Crew neck, unisex, true to size
  • Direct-to-garment printed
  • Ethically manufactured — Fair Labor Association certified

Selecting Greys or Shadow? Those colorways are 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Size Guide
T-shirt size chart — Bella+Canvas 3001
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