The far side of the Moon. No signal. No scrutiny. Just a surface littered with lunar structures no NASA map dares to show. Official images exist — carefully cropped and quietly corrected. But this isn’t one of them. Zoom in and pick your plot. Looks like the lunar housing market’s been open for a while.
2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care Instructions
Spot clean with mild, diluted detergent before submerging completely in water.
Soak for up to 15 minutes.
Rinse thoroughly in warm or cold water.
Gently pat dry with a towel, reshape, and leave to air dry.
