Conspiracy Emporium
THE FAR SIDE — Standard Issue Hoodie
THE FAR SIDE — Standard Issue Hoodie
Regular price
$50.00 USD
Regular price
Sale price
$50.00 USD
The far side of the Moon. No signal. No scrutiny. Just a surface littered with lunar structures no NASA map dares to show. Official images exist — carefully cropped and quietly corrected. But this isn’t one of them. Zoom in and pick your plot. Looks like the lunar housing market’s been open for a while.
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Product Details
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester — 8 oz midweight fleece
- Pouch pocket, double-lined hood, color-matched drawcord
- Unisex cut, true to size
- Direct-to-garment printed
Selecting Greys or Shadow? Those colorways are 60% polyester, 40% cotton.
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