Conspiracy Emporium
THE FAR SIDE — Standard Issue Tee
THE FAR SIDE — Standard Issue Tee
Regular price
$30.00 USD
Regular price
Sale price
$30.00 USD
The far side of the Moon. No signal. No scrutiny. Just a surface littered with lunar structures no NASA map dares to show. Official images exist — carefully cropped and quietly corrected. But this isn’t one of them. Zoom in and pick your plot. Looks like the lunar housing market’s been open for a while.
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Product Details
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — 4.2 oz, breathable, built to last
- Lightweight construction — layers clean, wears easy
- Crew neck, unisex, true to size
- Direct-to-garment printed
- Ethically manufactured — Fair Labor Association certified
Selecting Greys or Shadow? Those colorways are 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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