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The Far Side — Vinyl Sticker

The Far Side — Vinyl Sticker

$3.00 USD
$3.00 USD
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The far side of the Moon. No signal. No scrutiny. Just a surface littered with lunar structures no NASA map dares to show. Official images exist — carefully cropped and quietly corrected. But this isn’t one of them. Zoom in and pick your plot. Looks like the lunar housing market’s been open for a while. FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

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Product features
- Water, scratch, and UV resistant. Built for maximum exposure.
- Peels clean in a pinch. No residue, no evidence.
- Satin finish with sharp, saturated color for signal that cuts through.
- Holds firm on hard smooth surfaces, indoors or out for 3+ years, or until the men in black scrape it off.
- Multiple sizes — Deploy accordingly.

Legal Notice

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean with water and rag. Can be used indoors as well as outdoors with 3 year durability. Apply to any hard smooth surface.

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