Conspiracy Emporium

The Real MIB — Vinyl Sticker

$3.00 USD

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Men in Black captured on hotel security footage. Two pale figures in fedoras entered the Sheraton Fallsview asking for Sovar. No smiles. No blinking. Just a sense of dread that enveloped the room. Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones made it look fun. We assure you — it’s anything but. FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

Size 3" x 4" 4" x 6" 6" x 8" 8" x 10"

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Product features
- Water, scratch, and UV resistant. Built for maximum exposure.
- Peels clean in a pinch. No residue, no evidence.
- Satin finish with sharp, saturated color for signal that cuts through.
- Holds firm on hard smooth surfaces, indoors or out for 3+ years, or until the men in black scrape it off.
- Multiple sizes — Deploy accordingly.